Is your office overrun by evildoers? Security breachers who steal office supplies or invade your personal space with their hazardous materials?
As the new Office Supply Manager (OSM) at Universal Cargo Management in Culver City, CA, my mission is to maintain our standing as a leader in worldwide shipping. This seemingly menial job title gives me just the cover I need to move freely around the office as a special-ops security force. Embodying the spirit of my hero, Jack Bauer, I've turned Universal Cargo into 24, but from 9 to 5.
Recently, a TV crew has documented my adventures. We are screening a new web series based on my work here at Universal Cargo. I would personally like to invite you to the World Premiere of THE EGGIE FILES on Friday, February 11 at 7pm.
See the first two episodes with Q&A to follow. We'll also have a stand-up comedy show with comedians who oddly, look exactly like my co-workers, followed by a rooftop party!
I look forward to meeting all of you and giving you tips on how to keep your workplace secure.
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Is your office overrun by evildoers? Security breachers who steal office supplies or invade your personal space with their hazardous materials?
As the new Office Supply Manager (OSM) at Universal Cargo Management in Culver City, CA, my mission is to maintain our standing as a leader in worldwide shipping. This seemingly menial job title gives me just the cover I need to move freely around the office as a special-ops security force. Embodying the spirit of my hero, Jack Bauer, I've turned Universal Cargo into 24, but from 9 to 5.
Recently, a TV crew has documented my adventures. We are screening a new web series based on my work here at Universal Cargo. I would personally like to invite you to the World Premiere of THE EGGIE FILES on Friday, February 11 at 7pm.
See the first two episodes with Q&A to follow. We'll also have a stand-up comedy show with comedians who oddly, look exactly like my co-workers, followed by a rooftop party!
I look forward to meeting all of you and giving you tips on how to keep your workplace secure.
Yours Truly,
Eggie Egbert Green (OSM)
www.UniversalCargo.com